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ANDREW IS NOT IN THE HOSPITAL

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Clinical Summary

  • Andrew finished his antibiotics, feels fine, is handsome, and has another CT scan on May 3rd

  • He came to the ER on Sunday March 31 with symptoms of appendicitis. 

  • He was diagnosed with a rectal abscess and spent four nights in the hospital.

Slot machines

PLACE YOUR BETS!
Guess the damage to my insurance company

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  • Target: Sum of all hospital charges prior to insurance adjustments

  • Winner takes all, closest without going over

  • Any disputes will be resolved by our dog

  • Venmo @aoreskovich $5 to participate

Thanks for gambling!

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